We of the Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee would like to congratulate you for being a random person! In doing so, you have received our ‘Random Naked Mole Rat Greeting’ (RNMRG)!
The purpose of the RNMRG, my esteemed friend, is to spread the word of the Naked Mole Rat! Your job is now to visit ~
NakedMoleRat and select which of several flavors of NMR Greetings you would like to send to your friends and/or rivals!
You have the choice of either being exposed as the NMRG sender, or we will hide your identity and the greeting will be completely anonymous!
All you must do is choose a greeting and send us a note with the recipient’s DeviantArt username, along with any text you want added to the greeting! All we ask is that Greetings to rivals not be too graphic or despicable!
And once again, thank you for being a random person! Spread the word of the Naked Mole rat, and peace out!
Signed,
The Official Naked Mole Rat Greeting Committee